Великие Луки

Есть такой вид международного мошенничества — «нигерийские письма».

Я сегодня такое получил:

K O. MARTIN AND ASSOCIATE
FINANCIAL, LABOR ADVISORS,
LEGAL CONTRACT & REPRESENTATION
P.O BOX 8026, CRESTA
JOHANNESBURG,
SOUTH AFRICA
Email (madibakarl@yahoo.com
(barristerkarl@sify.com)
I Am Barrister Madiba Karl, Government appointed lawyer, working with South Africa
Department of Work. First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you
for a transaction / business of this magnitude. I have decided to seek a confidential
co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described here under for the
benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature
of this transaction.
Before the 2010 soccer world cup, my government awarded a multimillion dollar contract
to my department for road construction.
The road construction has been completed and commissioned to the government before the
soccer event started in June 2010.
From this multimillion dollar contract, there is outstanding sum of money amounting to
over $3,400 000 US DOLLARS, in the bank, as a result of our position in the
government, we are not permitted to do business or invest in any form of business in
our country till we retired from government work.
as a result of this, we have decide to contact you for your assistance in transferring
this money to your account, we will offer you 30% of the total money after the
conclusion of the transaction and we will like to invest ours to your company or we
can go into joint partnership with you. There is no risk of any kind in this
transaction.
Regard
Barrister Madiba Karl
Email (madibakarl@yahoo.com
(barristerkarl@sify.com)

Если коротко по смыслу, то я юрист в правительстве, мы строили дорогу стоимостью много миллионов, $3,4 млн. осталось. По каким-то причинам они не могут их взять из банка налом, поэтому готовы перечислить мне и оставить за эту услугу 30%.

При определенном уровне артистизма и наличии свободного времени это можно использовать для саморазвлечения и даже немного заработать. Как пример:
tross.livejournal.com/379639.html — (это стоит почитать, я давно так не смеялся)
polar-bearr.livejournal.com/17446.html

Я написал, что согласен.

Скоро буду богатым человеком :))

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Тем временем Тумба-Юмба ответил.

Вот как бы копия паспорта этого достойного человека, готового подарить мне миллион за небольшую услугу:



Кроме этого, мне обещана доля в бизнесе, который он организует на свою часть денег. Вот значит как попёрло!!!

K O. MARTIN AND ASSOCIATE
Finamcial, Labor Advisors

Legal Contract & Representations

P.o.Box 8026, Cresta

Johannesburg,

South Africa.

Dear Mr Sergej

Sir,

Top of the day and thank you very much for your mail, the good contents were understood and i must tell you that you will have 30% of the total Money after the fund is transfered to you, and note that we booth will go into partnership with my part of the Money.

But First of all, I want you to be rest assured that this our mutual benefit transaction is absolutely risk free now and in the future, as all the original documents that will be needed in a transaction of this nature ascertaining you as the bona fide beneficiary will duly and legally be issued and obtained in your name and favour.

It may interest you to know that I have used my good offices as Government appointed attorney, with South Africa Government to perfect all the internal arrangement for the 100% smooth success of this transaction as it took me almost a year to reach this stage before searching for a partner that I will present as the rightful beneficiary of this said funds.

All I need from you is your honesty and understanding. And one of the important reasons I contacted you is that I personally can not apply for this money because the contractors that executed the road constaruction are foreigners.

I am promising you that we both will be happy at the end of this transaction and i want this transaction to be excuted within the next 10 working days or less. İ need you to reply my mails as soon as you see it and please do as i said for best understanding, please do ask me any questions you many have regarding this transaction and keep all matters secret to yourself for our good.

This project remains absolutely confidential as I am still in active service with my Goverment and only wish to retire from their service after this transaction must have been consummated successfully. Wishing you all the best and hope to read from you as to enable us move ahead to the next step of the transaction. Attached to this mail is a copy of my international passport to make a step of honesty to you.

İ want you to send to me a copy of your passport, so that i will use it to secure all documents with your name.

Best Regards

Madiba Karlson

Короче, просит прислать паспорт для оформления документов. Если будет время и не лень, что-нибудь нарисую :))

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Дальше дело было так.
Нашел я в интернете чей-то паспорт, послал этому ухарю.
В ответ прислал пару форм, типа их заполняй. Вот они:




Этим мне было заниматься совсем лень, поэтому я написал ему в ответ на английском как сумел всяких обидных слов

Hi Karl!
I understand that you have a different name. But to me it is not known.
I was funny to read your letter. At first i wanted to have fun and write that 30% of small and i want to 70%. But for your happiness i have no time to play this game.
Your scheme is deprecated 100 years ago, its even know the children.
You are stupid african scammer.
Put your keyboard yourself in the ass, today is not your day. :))
Good luck, look for another mugu. :)))
Think of something new.
And even better learn something useful.
P.S.
Read on the night of the criminal code, it is useful.

в надежде, что он тоже что-нибудь выдаст в ответ, а я поржу.
Но парень профи, когда пилишь бабло обижаться некогда. Замолчал.

И тут сегодня получаю ещё одно письмо с того же адреса

Mr. NOSA ISSA AHMED

Email (madibakarl@yahoo.com

(barristerkarl@sify.com)

ATTENTION

I pray that you will understand the important and urgency of this mail as you read it. My name is Mr. Nosa Issa Ahmed, a London based lawyer, I was working for the late Khamis Gaddafi, son of President Muammar Gaddafi of Libya.
The suicide bombing that killed Khamis Gaddafi happened Saturday when a Libyan pilot deliberately crashed his jet into the Bab al-Azizia barracks. Badly injured, Khamis was rushed to the intensive care unit of a Tripoli hospital, where he reportedly died from his wounds a few hours later
Khamis Gaddafi who died in a Tripoli hospital Libyan through the injuries he sustained by a Suicide Pilot on Saturday / Sunday the 20th of March 2011, deposited the sum of $5million dollars with a security company in Johannesburg South Africa during his life time.
Please I want to know if you can keep this secret with me so that this money can be moved out from here in your name and you will save it in your custody till when the crisis will be over and I will come direct to your place and meet you. So if you agree to help me I will tell you how this can be done and what will be your benefit with a contract agreement we will reach before we proceed.

More information will be given to you as soon as I hear from you. You can see the below links for more information.

Regards

Mr. NOSA ISSA AHMED

Email (madibakarl@yahoo.com
(barristerkarl@sify.com)
solariasun.com/3043/khamis-gaddafi-killed/
www.worldnewsco.com/4783/gaddafis-son-khamis-gaddafi-reportedly-killed/

Наш негритянский друг следит за новостями, теперь его зовут Исса Ахмед, он в Лондоне и работал на имя убиенного сына Каддафи Хамиса. Тот при жизни сделал в ЮАР вклад в размере 5 млн. $ и теперь парень выражает уверенность, что я сохраню его секрет и предлагает нам вместе денежки-то поделить. Делить обещает приехать лично когда закончится война :))

Не понимаю, я у него там что, в списке особо доходных лохов?
Придется ещё что-нибудь в ответ сочинить.

P.S.:
За Жориком Милославским слежу внимательно, тот добился таки, чтобы яму вырыли на честный метр :))